In the beginning…
In the beginning, there was Blizzard. And Blizzard saw that it was so and said that it was good. And, yea, did Blizzard decide to make games. Games for the console and, in time, games for the computers. The people flocked to these games, playing them like Charlie Daniels plays a fiddle. Blizzard saw that this was good, also, and chose to do more. Verily did they reach for greatness and in achieving, thusly, was the World of Warcraft born. Tired did Blizzard rest on Tuesday. This, however, was not to last.
Soon, the fans did find problems. They cried out to Blizzard that these problems must be fixed. Forsooth, many such issues did require solutions, and Blizzard’s days of respite had come to an end. Retaliating did they decree that forevermore would Tuesday be the day on which the fans would receive their just desserts in the form of … the Patch.
Some small, some large. Some providing new and wonderful things; others less and some more. Tuesdays, then, became a day of woe for many gamers. Forced to find other pursuits in order to occupy their time, some were even forced outside.
Blizzard did see that the fans were angered. So, they decreed that for stepping into the dungeon of Icecrown Citadel we would now be rewarded with a 25% buff. And the fans play on.
And Blizzard saw this and saw that it was good.
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