Team Venture

Quotes

Now these may not seem to make sense, but that is the point.  With our guild being a group of friends we come up with some pretty strange stuff… This page is in memoriam to some of the guild messages of the day that have passed on and to relive some of the antics that happen on vent.

Top guild quotes during raids:




Danewort: Just wanted to see what is in my frosty bag!
Loumena: What if it was just a stack of blue balls?

Danewort: Kashim, where is your headset?
Heiliger: Kashim is an ex-marine and a law student, his head is too big for his headset

Danewort: We need some ABBA too!
Heiliger: That’s the point this raid jumped the shark (hard to read my handwriting on that one, laughing too hard at Selvain’s ABBA)

Kashim: I hear you’re cheating on us with a new game
Danewort: Yeah.
Kashim: I feel so dirty and used.
Telsatori: That normally makes my day.

McLovin: ….Linch King….I meant Lich King
Danewort: I like that better, Linch king, if you pull him out the whole thing goes to pieces.

… emphasis on the “dick” … riDICulous! — Danewort

5 percent people- Rekkoning

Come on Dan! Show us why 9 out of 10 guild members vote you as the number one tank!- Telsatori when watching Danewort be the last man standing on the Heigan Dance.

Danewort: Grab me Kliz!

Danewort: If you need summons type 1
Dmitrious: 2- that means no
Danewort: If you wanted to do binary that would be 0
Kralkurth: 2 is the l33t way of saying binary 0.

Danewort: It was an accident, it’s ok. My ego is intact.

Danewort: Kliz can tank
Darth: She doesn’t have the gear.
Heiliger: She has teh fiesty attitude
Kliz: That goes without saying

Danewort: You’ve got to get in it’s crotch, man!

Dannygnome: I was pulling aggro disregarding age, sex, or religion.

Darthaniel, to Liam after getting his hacked equipment back: “Do your Titanium Links of Lore feel as comfortable now that they’ve been on another man’s waist?”

Darthaniel: What about emotional dps?
Danewort: I bring all of the emotional dps we need.

Darthaniel: What if C-A-T really spelled dog?

Dashifen: Glad the priorities are wow, puke, then sleep.

Dashifen: However dirty it sounds, I just had to feed my snakes.

Dashifen: I think Marrowgar wiped the raid, do I need to roll?

Dmitrious: In Heiliger’s case it would be go big or go gnome.

Gwende: Want me to pull out the Eye and trigger the trap?
Rekkoning: That’s what she said.

Heiliger (while on Prof. Putricide): Those brown spots were mine on the floor.
Dashifen: Eww

Heiliger: I have more symopathy for Nazi war criminals then I do for the Horde.

Heiliger: Is she the blonde woman, size C?
Danewort: That’s how Heiliger defines women- hair color and size of boobs.

Heiliger: Since you have played Gwende, I have started working for an eye doctor, had 3 children and moved to Italy.

Heiliger: This is going to sound like a personal problem, but my wand won’t work.

Heiliger: We are on Vent and by we, I mean everyone but Akusauma and Dashifen.
Gwende: I’m not. I don’t count?
Heiliger: Oh, damn….I’m sorry, I thought (how do I spin my way out of this)
Heiliger: BLINK

If team venture started a bar, it would be called Sheep & Moon.

Kliz: Never trust the Horde.

Kralkurth: you guys want to see a dead body?

Lou: I’m eating TACO!

Loumena: Are you crying in a pillow?

Loumena: LOL, Warm it up before it explodes, got it.

Rekkoning: I’m going to play with Loumena’s character for a while.

Rekkoning: Jane I see you’re spending a lot of time in McLovin’s side car, is there something you wanted to tell us about
Jane: Well, he’s going to Vegas with Lou and I…

Rekkoning: I didn’t get a text or mail or a love letter or something?
Heiliger: I sent you a message in a bottle.

Rekkoning: I have that as my ringtone (Kliz’s laugh)
Kliz: This is getting weird.

Rekkoning: Your lady friend needs it too Danewort.
Danewort: So Selvain, you need it too? See, I was refering to Selvain as my lady friend
Heiliger: I feel shafted
Kralkurth: Or unshafted as it were.

Selvain (while co-tanking Ony for the first time): What, there’s phases? I need ice cream!

Selvain: Mi-tantrum
Heiliger: Sounds like a prescription that you would give autistic kids.

Selvain: Rekk has a MAN catcher
Jane: And Selvain fell victim to it!

Selvain: Sorry, I was amusing myself with Heiliger.

This is what they pay us for people! -Dmitrious

Who’s got aggro now! Rekkoning (this is a great story, it involves the three-mile-island, and that’s another story. See the forums for the recipe)

The story of the titanium links of lore:

Our wonderful paladin, which one? Dmitrious that’s who, has the epic titanium links of lore.  He loves it.  Thinks it infuses some unknown power of epic-ness to his character.  In fact, it is now the only thing that pulls our guild through some fights.  And it’s not just the fact that he’s wearing them, but the fact that he repeatedly tells us in vent that he has them.  It is now a game some of us play to try and get him to say it.  One special moment was when Lou was trying so hard and Dmitrious finally decided it was time to ignore the call of the words.  The earth shattered in vent as Lou cried ” PLAY WITH US TACO!” trying to get him to say it.  It didn’t work, new tactics will have to be tried.

Raid poll during ICC 4/3/10:

Jane decided to take a raid poll during one of our sit and eat and wait moments during ICC on Friday.  (I know right, we normally do older raids on Friday but we plowed through the first 4 bosses again. A little hiccup on Lady death, but we got over that). So the poll was: What item on your character is super awesome cool? Here’s the responses:

Rekkoning: Frostforged ringhelm and his dangley things

(Janewatson: It looks like batman!)

Darthaniel: My goat hooves.

McLovin: Carapace of Forgotten Kings

Loumena: Soulsplinter- it doesn’t do much but looks pretty

Kralkurth: Kightsbane carapace

Dorthur: Crusader’s Dragonscale bracers- made by our sick DPS McLovin

Janewatson: My feral staff, I think it looks pretty, though it’s no Terestian’s Stranglestaff.

Raid Poll 5/15/10: Favorite in game pets:

We asked the raid, what is your favorite in game pet? Here’s what they had to say.

Telsatori: The pug, because he scoots his butt on the ground.

Dmitrious: It’s between the turtle or the wolvar pup.

Ydaine (not in the raid but in vent): I don’t have him, but the penguin, Mr. Chilly

Heiliger: Black Alabama long snake

Kliz *pulls out Mr. Wiggles*

Darthaniel *pulls out Giant Sewer rat*

Jane: Corehound pup graphics are cool, but the oozling is really just the best

Raid Poll 5/21/10: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke, no repeats:

Ydain: Chuck Norris is the reason that waldo is hiding
Danewort: The bogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Dmitrious: Chuck Norris doesn’t use a condom-there is no protection from Chuck Norris.  Chuck Norris burns ants with a magnifying glass, at night.
Dash: Chuck Norris doesn’t have friends he has only enemies whose ass he hasn’t kicked yet
Heiliger: Chuck Norris jokes don’t have punch lines, they have round house kicks straight to the head
Kliz: Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Nath: Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Lovin: everybody loves Raymond, except Chuck Norris
Jane: Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of chuck Norris’ first visit to Tokyo.

Guild messages of the day:

Scott is promoted to most hardcore: he offered to raid in his uniform so all he had to do was stand up and go to work afterward.

Dude, I specc’d for coolness- Zahvorn

WE GOT FESTERGUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO TEAM VENTURE

Heiliger-my orphan is a little taller then you…I think.

Danewort secretly wishes he was playing Starcraft II right now.

This character Gwende keeps whispering “gold plx”….

You don’t need a warlock to summon, you need a mage, druid and paladin.

6/8/10- The day the raid only had one paladin.  A first for Team venture.

Reasons why our Guild Wiped the Raid:

1. Vomander

2. “Hey guys, back from break…wait, why is everyone dead?”

3. I spilled my ravioli and had aggro on the sauce.

4. Termites.

5. When Rekkoning turned into a blood elf I just couldn’t take my eyes off him and didn’t notice the mutated infection was on me.

6. Because Dennis isn’t the only one.

7. Wanted to see if the Starcraft II servers were up yet.

8. Thinking about Richie’s lost brother Chuck– where he went after the 1st 3 episodes and why Al kept changing.

9. Jealous of how Selvain looks in bear form.

10. I was watching the season finale of Glee.

11. I wiped the raid because I was wondering if Ver’s girlfriend played wow, if she’d be a leatherworker.

12. I got excited over fellow gnomes and I died.

13. I was so upset that Jane didn’t get to see the spider pig…

14. Cowboy caviar

15. Vomander